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    BBQ Rubs BIG COCK RANCH – BULL SHIT – STEAK SEASONING – 12oz $9.99
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    Bull Shit is the finest steak seasoning to ever grace a pantry, no shit. After extensive testing in our Shit kitchens, we have come up with the perfect seasoning to compliment the finest cut of beef on the planet, the ribeye. But just wait until you see how Bull Shit brings out the tender goodness of T-bones, NY Strips, filets, flatirons and sirloins!   12oz

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    BBQ Rubs BIG COCK RANCH – SPECIAL SHIT – ALL PURPOSE SEASONING – 13oz $9.99
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    All Purpose Seasoning
    Special Shit All Purpose Seasoning is a savory addition to any food! Made from a combination of flavorful spices that are delicately blended to produce a gourmet seasoning unlike any other, Special Shit is guaranteed to send your taste buds reeling! For a real BBQ treat, fire up your grill and use our secret spice blend for grilling and barbeque. You’ll have delectable steaks, chicken, seafood, pork, potatoes, and veggies! Just add Special Shit and you’ll land rave reviews!  13oz

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    BBQ Rubs BIG COCK RANCH – GOOD SHIT – SWEET & SALTY SEASONING – 11oz $9.99
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    Taste the sweet difference! Good Shit Sweet n’ Salty Seasoning is a specially blended formula designed to bring sweetness to the palate like no other seasoning does. This blend will transform regular chicken, ribs, and pork into a masterpiece of flavors. Amaze your friends and hear them say, “Man this is some Good Shit!” Good Shit will add just enough sweetness to leave your taste buds dancing. Try it on Teriyaki, popcorn (for that sweet and salty taste), ribs, chicken, Shit, put it on everything. But be forewarned, Good Shit is habit forming!   11oz

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    Food Processing BIG COCK RANCH – CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SEASONING – 12oz $9.99
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    We’ve got something to crow about! Chicken Shit is the seasoning designed especially for chicken! This ain’t the same herbs and spices the fat man in the white suit uses; this is so much better! Chicken Shit is guaranteed to produce the juiciest, most succulent chicken imaginable. No matter how you prepare your poultry, Chicken Shit will bring out the best of the bird. 12oz

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    BBQ Rubs BIG COCK RANCH – BAD ASS SHIT TENDERIZER – 14 OZ $9.99
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    REG $ 14.99   SAVE $ 5.00

    Bad Ass Shit is a seasoning designed for the refined cook to add a new dimension of flavor to beef and pork. Straight out of the playbook of James Bond himself, Bad Ass Shit employs a subtle, sophisticated touch to get the job done just right.

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    BBQ Rubs BIG COCK RANCH – AW SHIT – HOT N’ SPICY SEASONING – 9oz $9.99
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    Aw Shit Hot n’ Spicy Seasoning is specially blended for those who want to put a little zip in their doo-da. With a hot combo taste of Mexican meets Cajun, this seasoning provides just the right amount of kick to make you say “Aw Shit!” Aw Shit will get you reaching for the nearest beer, but without having to “bite the bullet” the next morning. Whether you’re a gourmet cook or a sadist trying to get even with a friend, Aw Shit will provide the extra heat to bring out your best.  9oz

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    BBQ Rubs BIG COCK RANCH – NO SHIT – SALT FREE SEASONING – 8oz $9.99
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    No Shit was developed as an all-purpose seasoning to enhance the flavor of beef, pork, chicken, vegetables, and eggs.  Who could have imagined that a product without sodium could taste this good? Well folks, this just proves that we really know our Shit around here.

    Sodium Free, Gluten Free, and absolutely NO MSG!

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    BBQ Rubs BIG COCK RANCH GIVE-A-SHIT (BUILD YOUR OWN GIFT BOX) CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE THREE FLAVORS!! $29.99
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    REG $ 39.99  SAVE $ 10.00

    Build-Your-Own Gift Pack   

    Show how much you really care; hand-pick three bottles of the finest seasonings on the planet, and we’ll package them up. It’s almost too easy!

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    Home & Cabin BIG COCK RANCH – DIP SHIT FOR FRUIT $2.50
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    It’s amazing that something so simple could taste so good. Mix the contents of the Dip Shit for Fruit (and Cookies) envelope with 8 ounces of whipped cream and wait a few minutes for the flavors to meld. Use it as a dipping sauce, spoon it on top of strawberry shortcake, or toss with fresh fruit to prepare an unbelievable fruit salad.

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    Grocery BIG COCK RANCH HOT SHIT SALSA $5.99
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    The Best Salsa You Will Ever Taste… No Shit! We’ve all had the mind and palette numbing salsa that is just way too hot to enjoy. And we’ve all had the little sissy hot salsa that a baby could enjoy. Well, we got tired of that bullshit and came up with a salsa you can actually enjoy! Tomato Puree (Water, Tomato Paste, Citric Acid), White Vinegar, Onion, Key Lime Juice, Bell Peppers, Jalapeno Peppers, Serrano Peppers, Cilantro, Sugar, Garlic, Habanero Peppers, Salt, and Spices. Manufactured in a facility that also processes wheat, dairy, fish, soy, tree nuts, egg, and shellfish.

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    BBQ Rubs BIG COCK RANCH – BBQ SHIT KIT $29.99
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    Never before has the perfect rub been enhanced with the perfect sauce! Yeah, Special Shit is good with other sauces and yeah, BBQ Shit is good with other rubs but the combination of these two products together is better paired than Peas & Carrots. Try the robust flavors and, no shit, we think you will have discovered the meaning of life! Includes 1 bottle of Special Shit and 1 bottle of BBQ Shit.

     

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