Ass Family Hot Sauce is the perfect hot sauce for your favorite PAIN IN THE ASS; husband, wife, boss, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, child, pet, grandparent, lawyer, teacher, doctor, telemarketer, car salesman, neighbor, gardener, customer, or friend. Enjoy the laughter! Enjoy the sauce!
Spontaneous Combustion Garlic Hot Sauce, the palate pyromaniac’s new challenge. If you love heat and garlic you have now found your favorite hot sauce. One drop and you will quickly find out if you are tough enough to handle more. Enjoy – vampires hate it and you will love it!
Draw your guns hombre ’cause our Salsa Habanero is one bad bandito! He’s been known to shoot first and ask questions later. His temper is HOT and so is his flavor. the habanero pepper makes sure of that!
Aw Shit Hot n’ Spicy Seasoning is specially blended for those who want to put a little zip in their doo-da. With a hot combo taste of Mexican meets Cajun, this seasoning provides just the right amount of kick to make you say “Aw Shit!” Aw Shit will get you reaching for the nearest beer, but without having to “bite the bullet” the next morning. Whether you’re a gourmet cook or a sadist trying to get even with a friend, Aw Shit will provide the extra heat to bring out your best. 9oz
Bull Shit is the finest steak seasoning to ever grace a pantry, no shit. After extensive testing in our Shit kitchens, we have come up with the perfect seasoning to compliment the finest cut of beef on the planet, the ribeye. But just wait until you see how Bull Shit brings out the tender goodness of T-bones, NY Strips, filets, flatirons and sirloins! 12oz
Taste the sweet difference! Good Shit Sweet n’ Salty Seasoning is a specially blended formula designed to bring sweetness to the palate like no other seasoning does. This blend will transform regular chicken, ribs, and pork into a masterpiece of flavors. Amaze your friends and hear them say, “Man this is some Good Shit!” Good Shit will add just enough sweetness to leave your taste buds dancing. Try it on Teriyaki, popcorn (for that sweet and salty taste), ribs, chicken, Shit, put it on everything. But be forewarned, Good Shit is habit forming! 11oz
No Shit was developed as an all-purpose seasoning to enhance the flavor of beef, pork, chicken, vegetables, and eggs. Who could have imagined that a product without sodium could taste this good? Well folks, this just proves that we really know our Shit around here.
We managed to fit all six of our crowd-pleasing, mouth-watering, finger-licking seasonings into one big box. Includes Special Shit, Aw Shit, Good Shit, Bull Shit, Chicken Shit and our latest addition: No Shit, which is salt free! Bottles range from 8oz-13oz.